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Stinky Gi Guy Slams Local Government For Issuing Basic Hygiene Recommendations
As coronavirus-related restrictions begin to ease up, one blue belt is speaking out against his local government for ...

Rusty Folding Chair From Garage Receives First Stripe On Its White Belt
A metal folding chair from a garage in North Carolina has received the first stripe on its white belt in an unprecede...

Local Purple Belt Has Almost Forgotten What It’s Like To Skip The Warmups
A purple belt in Dallas, TX has opened up about the emotional and physical struggles he’s faced since his BJJ gym was...

Government-Mandated Time Away From BJJ “A Blessing” According To My Knees
The coronavirus pandemic has put an emotional strain on many jiu-jitsu practitioners who have been longing to return ...

BJJ Purple Belt Defends God-Given Right To Sweat Into People’s Mouths During A Pandemic
A jiu-jitsu purple belt is speaking up after being scolded by a medical professional for organizing an open mat durin...

Report: That Freaking Guy Who Brags About Street Fights Is Confident He’d Survive Apocalypse
The Jiu-Jitsu Times is sorry to report that That Freaking Guy on your newsfeed believes he would come out on top in a...

Local Blue Belt Acting Suspiciously Relieved Over Gym’s Temporary Closing
Brazilian jiu-jitsu practitioner Mike McMatthews, 26, has expressed extreme relief over the closure of his local jiu-...

Valentine’s Day Saved For Local Blue Belt After Gordon Ryan “Likes” His Facebook Comment
A local blue belt who had previously written off Valentine’s Day as “just another Hallmark holiday” has had a change ...

Purple Belt Who Swore To “Kick This Year’s [Butt]” Gets Butt Kicked All Year
In a stunning update everyone saw coming, local purple belt Ian Lewis failed to live up to the expectations he set fo...

REPORT: Hannukah Open Mat Lasting A Lot Longer Than Local Blue Belt Thought It Would
A blue belt in Warren, MI, is suffering from extreme fatigue in the midst of a holiday open mat that is significantly...

Local Purple Belt Runs Out Of Candy, Hands Out Wristlocks To Trick-Or-Treaters Instead
A Columbus, OH, resident has been accused of wristlocking unsuspecting trick-or-treaters on Halloween after his suppl...

Witnesses: Local Purple Belt Has Already Broken New Year’s Resolution To Not Pull Guard
According to multiple witness reports, purple belt Freddy Roberts has already broken the New Years resolution he made...
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