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Rudolph The Reindeer Credits BJJ For His Transformation From Bullying Victim To Celebrity
In an exclusive interview with the Jiu-Jitsu Times, celebrity philanthropist and body-positivity activist Rudolph the...
A Hanukkah Miracle: BJJ Belt Stays Tied For Eight Rolls Instead Of One
In what is being described as a “miracle”, Brazilian jiu-jitsu practitioner Andrew Klein reported Friday morning that...
Local Family Deeply Regrets Asking BJJ Practitioner How “Karate” Is Going At Thanksgiving Dinner
Citing significant emotional discomfort and an “awkward” holiday celebration, Martha Phillips, 62, says she “deeply r...
Top 5 Reasons to Start a Facebook Athlete Page
I recently saw a post in a forum by someone asking why blue belts start athlete pages. This got me thinking about th...